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  <title>could be another one requiring kleenex, but some laughs, too.</title>
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  <description>&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;32&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in which human beings are actually pretty fucking amazing.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 18:10:17 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>may 1, 1999 - july 13, 2008</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/2277298/President-George-Bush-&amp;#39;Goodbye-from-the-world&amp;#39;s-biggest-polluter&amp;#39;.html&quot;&gt;OH HAI THAIR DOUCHEY McDOUCHERSON&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:30:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>i still maintain:</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2008/07/08/qc-margarine0708.html&quot;&gt; there is no weird like french weird.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lots of mini posts today b/c my brain is all.... whatevered.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:27:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>whoever figured the shit out about swaddling, i owe you like, a billion beers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/2589995455_4c5488334d_o.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:29:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>JOY DIVISION-Transmission</title>
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    &lt;br&gt;stuck in my head [thank you, CONTROL] and now dilly&apos;s new favorite song. prob b/c i make a very silly ian curtis voice for her.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:27:41 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:36:17 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>please help me out, american ljers-- why is it whenever i see [on tv, mind] an american asked &quot;why are you proud to be an american&quot; 9 times out of 10 they answer &quot;im free.&quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it seems strange to me, like, do a majority of americans think that no one else on the planet is &apos;free&apos;? do americans in general not consider people in canada, spain, germany, france, england, ireland, australia, new zealand, finland, sweden, japan, norway, italy, scotland, greece, iceland, austria and so forth to be &quot;as free&quot;? it doesnt seem to me like &quot;being free&quot; is a quality that is unique to being an american; sadly not enough people are free in the way the bulk of the westernized world is, but a lot of people *are*.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;im not being a smartass- im really asking, does the average american really percieve themselves as having a greater level of freedom from anywhere else in the world? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;if someone were to ask me about why im proud to be canadian, id talk a lot about the happier side of our history/politics, id probably trot out something about tommy douglas, insulin, and romeo dallaire, and being proud to be part of that wickedness even though i had NOTHING to do with any of that although its still cool and im all happy that those are canadians who did cool things. i probably wouldnt say &quot;because im free&quot; even though i am.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;why are YOU proud to be american? [or canadian, or finnish, or spanish, or puerto rican, etc.]</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:19:21 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:52:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>interesting questions from speakdaggers for something else but i thought id share here</title>
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  <description>1. Water towers, birds and pills. What is it about these objects that inspire you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;water towers: well, this is one is easy- water towers remind me of new york city, a place that i loved on sight. such strange structures in the most urban place; theyre like strange cake toppers, each one a different shape and size, held up on spindly legs... theres something so appealing about how they are shaped, as well. they also give SUCh a kick ass silhouette when printed in black and white. reminicent of rockets! secret places to swim! echo-y! fabulous all around!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pills- well this one is about my stuggle with anxiety disorder, which ive had for many years, but have not had medication for for almost 4 years now. i hid a lot behind the pills on the advice of doctors and so i like to explore how pills eclipsed all problems, and meditate on how the meds would help, potentially, if i didnt have to feel anything. ultimately i use the imagery in what i hope is a wry and humourous way, especially with works that have text behind them; under the massive colourful &quot;make-me-feel-good&quot; pill, is the truth, the panic, the fear. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;crows- i just love crows. theyre so intelligent and funny and the silhouette appeals to me as well. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Do you listen to music when you create? What is the perfect creative setting for you to get your work done in?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sometimes i do, sometimes i dont. the best place for me to work is in my tiny study at my desk/easle where everything i need is within arms&apos; reach. day is best, i work best alone, with a cat interfering. hey, i like a challenge :P &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Name a few of your favorite artists.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;most recently i am entirely too obsessed with vik muniz, i think everyone should go check out his stuff, he is AMAZING. van gogh is always an inspiration. brian jungen, also AMAZING and so inspiring. this summer i fell in love with works by sarah morris and felt a resonance with the work of piet mondrian. noraval morrisseau is precious to me and i mourned his recent passing deeply. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. What are your preferred mediums to work with?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;canvas + anything messy. i love the immediate texture tissue paper and gouache gives a canvas. acrylics are a must for me. i love the obnoxious shine and glare acetates give to a piece. ive recently learned to embrace lint and cat fur and actually make it a part of the work. i like it when things look dirty. so lots of fingers in the paint, dragging objects through paint in order to get texture. mmm. my fingernails are never clean!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Is art a hobby, profession or obsession for you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;its not a profession, not an obsession, but to call it a hobby misses the mark, i think. would i like to do this full time and be able to support myself, of course. but i dont want that pressure to create &quot;on time&quot; to make the bucks, you know? not to be all &quot;oh arent i so fucking cool&quot;, but really, at this point in my life i cant NOT make art. its in my head, it needs to come out, and most of the time i dont want the canvases/pieces hanging around after im done making the art. so i charge enough money for the pieces to be able to buy more supplies and make more. its a great system. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. If there was one style of art that you could take up what would it be?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pottery! looks like messy goopy fun. but the wheel feels restrictive, too. id love to learn how to sew on a machine; i think i could do a LOT more interesting things on canvas with sewing...</description>
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