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That chic was not all hearts and flowers. [Jul. 18th, 2008|11:04 pm]

shecountscrows
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The poetry of Emily Dickinson is numbered, rather than titled. 



              # 1659

Fame is a fickle food
upon a shifting plate
whose table once a
Guest but not
a second time is set--

Whose crumbs the crows inspect
and, with ironic caw,
flap past it to the
Farmer's Corn--
Men eat of it and die. 


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[Jul. 19th, 2008|01:12 am]

invader_zins
RRRU 2.

at The Stone House this Saturday!

We've just returned from 'Bad Trips Inc. - Riverama XIX'! Join us Saturday July 19th at The Stone House for the RRRU 2.

(Riverama Recovery Unit), No Cover! Also birthday bash's for Dana, Jude, and more! **oh, and a Pot Luck Dinner, bring a dish to share!!!



And another flyer for your enjoyment!


07/19/2008 10:00 PM - The Stone House
19803 Ralston St.


Detroit, Michigan 48203
US
Cost:Free!!
Ages 21+
Description:It’s the Bad Trips Inc/Riverama 19 ’RRRU’ (Riverama Recovery Unit) 2.0, time to gather to tell the tales of this years BTI event! as always... no cover, and great entertainment! Doors at noon, music at 10 PM.



PS: It's also my one year anniversary of being told I was about to die and living to see the next day, so there's that aspect to the party as well!
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and venom too [Jul. 19th, 2008|12:44 am]

goth_macros

[lokidiscordia]

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


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A plea for help - Nursing Injury [Jul. 18th, 2008|09:25 pm]

attachedparents

[chinaraven]
[Current Mood | distressed]

I posted this in [info]breastfeeding - but I talked to my own mentor tonight and she suggested I go ahead and post this to here as well.  And for the record I'm laughing at the bizarrness of this as well as crying over how it feels.

Tonight while I ate dinner on the couch watching TV my toddler did his usual cruise by, crawl up to briefly snuggle and nurse routine.

Just - he lost balance, and well I've called him a Lamprey before, but if you've ever seen "A Man called Horse" - well you may have the clue what happened.  He literally was dangling by his teeth from my left nipple.  The image of the chompers from the Alien Queen in the movie Aliens comes to mind.

The poor baby had crawled up on my leg and then slipped while I was swallowing a bite of chicken salad, I let out a strangled scream, literally choking up my oriental chicken salad and seeing stars.

My nipple is an incredible shade of bruised, with deep indentations in the shape of his top and bottom teeth, and more than two hours since it feels like it happened only 20 minutes ago.  I can't describe the level that it hurts, and my poor baby is still crying anytime he looks at my chest...  along with any potential damage to my breast tissue, I'm worried that the poor guy might be traumatized by mommy frightening him with some inhuman scream...

Let me take a moment to be clear to say that I'm not looking for advice on how to wean - he's got a lot of benefit ahead if he keeps nursing so let me be upfront and say that's not in the cards, and I'm not even entertaining that concept.  I am afraid I might have frightened him into a nursing strike...

What I'm looking for on my end is for any information on what I might need to be aware of injury wise - is there a risk of Mastitis or something like that that I want to watch out for? Also - any advice on how to care for this injury?

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[Jul. 18th, 2008|09:06 pm]

goth_macros

[emily_stranger]
The entire site is a "all you can eat buffet " of goth macro blanks.  

I don't want to get to close to it . I might get eyeliner smeared on me. Points over ------------------------------------> HERE
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Funny stuff [Jul. 18th, 2008|08:25 pm]

cadrianna
Ahahahahahahhaha


This just made me LOL out loud. 



Oh and Merrick's asleep in his crib. Let's see how long I can leave him there.



AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Please leave me your funny pictures. Like this:
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"You got red on you" [Jul. 18th, 2008|02:30 pm]

nicolascaesar
repaint

Angel Crosses
24x30
Acrylic on canvas
http://www.scary-art.com
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You are cordially invited to a Sunbeam Chew [Jul. 18th, 2008|01:35 pm]
cuteoverload

Hallô Cherie.

Eet has been a while seence I haf done zees accent. You meessed eet. You meessed moi, I can tell by zuh look in those infinite pools you call eyes. You must join moi in zuh sunbeam for a chew. We chew zuh toy togezère.

Pixeltoy2
Your noms, zey are so petite!

Your muzzlepowshe she ees reflected in zuh blue plastique!

Pixeltoy3
Your companie, eet ees like a fiery Gauloise cigarette, making me dizzy wis love!

And now, just let me kees [puts paw over your mouth in 'ssssh!' position]

Pixeltoy
Holy Charm-a-thon, Tammy!

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Oh....dear...lord..... [Jul. 18th, 2008|03:33 pm]

attachedparents

[housemouse6]
[Current Mood | indescribable]

The rundown:

I walked into the kitchen to get a glass of water for myself. Was gone from the living room for all of about 1 minute. Return to living room. Son crawls up to me chewing on something. "hey B, what do you have?!" says
I. I fish it out.
It looks funny.
As I am examining he pulls himself up to standing next to me......reaches in his diaper......and grabs a fistful of poo and shoves it into his mouth.....

My Child is eating his own poo!!

Aside from being pretty grossed out, I'm rational enough to realize that this probably won't kill him, but I'd still like some words of comfort from you "been there done that" moms out there. Also, some advise on to stop this from happening again!


x-posted
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bug bites or chicken pox? [Jul. 18th, 2008|12:17 pm]

mindrtist
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[Current Mood | not amused]
[Current Music |lepers in my head]

Well... I have 23 big red spots on me.  They look like bug bites.  From what I've read they don't look like chicken pox.  And the placement isn't as bad as what they say about The Pox.  1 on arm, 3 on leg, 5 on back/backside, the rest all concentrated on my right side.  Also one of my eyes is swollen and hurts, it started hurting a tiny bit last night, now it's worse.  My guess is that I scratched one of these things and touched my eye yesterday.  I'm not the type that bugs usually go for.  I can be in a field of nature and come out with maybe one or 2 while friends can come out completely bitten up.  I guess my blood isn't tasty.  

CPox says that it's typical to have them on face, scalp, inside mouth and basically everywhere.  I noticed the first 3 "bites" last night 2 leg & one arm.  I thought it odd but not terribly so. I'm going to hope that's what they are.  Getting CP at this age is BAD from what I hear. 

Did I ever have them?  Well... when I was 2, I got something really weird for a few days that they decided could be German Measles and wasn't that bad.  Then, many times when childhood friends got The Pox, my parents would send me to go play with them to get it over with so I wouldn't have it when I was older.  I never got it.  Therefore, I'd already had it or am/was immune.

Dude.  It's a hot summer.  Pray to your faeries that these are just bites and that I don't get any more.  I've never wanted to tape oven mitts to my hands.  Time for a Silkwood-style shower I guess.  I really don't know what to do.  Am I supposed to wash everything I've touched as far as couch and bedding?  I guess I'll just shower and not really touch those areas just let the soap run down them. 

Not cool.  Scary.

web tracker
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Helping cure cancer, one kitteh at a time [Jul. 18th, 2008|11:43 am]
cuteoverload

[clomp clomp clomp auction hammer hitting auctioneer's desk]

...and next item up for bid is your very own personalized posting on cuteoverload.com! Your pet photo and wish (such as "Happy Birthday, Sarah!) featured as a blog post on CuteOverload.com, on the day and time of your choice. Perfect for a pet-lover's birthday present or for yourself— get your pet the fame it deserves!

BID HERE!
Leukemia

Next to securing a family compound in Hawaii, curing cancer is one of our top priorities at Cute Overload. This auction is part of a fund raiser for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society

To see other items up for bid, (such as an ICHC T-shirt!) visit the mini auction site.

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TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, INTERNETS [Jul. 18th, 2008|01:21 pm]

cadrianna
[Current Mood | giggly]

lifted from [info]girlsknowbest:

One little compliment can make you feel amazing. So give me a compliment, anything in the entire world, even that my shoelaces are pretty. Put this in your journal. And once you get some comments, put that entry in a memory or tag and when you are feeling down, just go to that entry and this will remind that you're not so bad in other people's eyes after all.
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Theo's Week in Review [Jul. 18th, 2008|09:37 am]
cuteoverload

And now, once again, it's time for The World As I See It.

A4_friday

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Yes. [Jul. 18th, 2008|11:17 am]

aintmagicgrand
[Current Music |The Jungle Book soundtrack]

Stuff!

  • I am psyched about this weekend. Going to a friend's chalet + canoeing for about 5 hours. I absolutely love canoeing and haven't done it in years.
  • [info]ghostswaltz's wedding pictures are amazing. I love her pink hair!
  • I finally managed to get my registration done for the fall term at Concordia. Huge relief. The staff there are so helpful and nice. I'm just in awe.
  • Parents are leaving for Vancouver on Saturday morning. Can't say I'm not jealous. However, I will have the house to myself for a week.
  • Alex is my life and I don't want him to die of asbestos contamination (he's okay - just working in bad conditions).
  • I held a snake last week! (Sorry, I looked absolutely horrible.) It felt awesome. One of my friend's dozens of snakes. (She's studying vet medicine, hehe.)


A meme! 20 questions. But they're interesting. Honest.

+ )
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|10:36 am]

_dragon_lady
was tagged by wild_lily

01. which celebrity would you like to meet and why?
Mariah Carey, so I could smash her face.

02. what do you do before bedtime?
brush my theeth and talk with my bf

03. what will your dream wedding be like?
Don't want a wedding

04. what is the city of your dreams and why?
Venice... you know cuz it's Venice...

05. are you an introvert or extrovert?
Sometimes both...

06. who was your celebrity crush last year?
Dunno.

07. do you trust easily?
Not really.

08. if the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Nothing, and then I'd grow out of it.

09. is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
Same stuff as usual...

10. so you have a good body-image?
Depends...

11. is being tagged fun?
meh.

12. what websites do you visit daily?
Lj, facebook, pink is the new blog, go fug yourself, comics.com, cyberpresse, environnement Canada

13. who are currently the most important people to you?
My bf, my mom and my friends

14. what kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
She's a close friend of mine, and she's beautiful and fun and talented. I love her.

15. what’s the last song that got stuck in your head?
La toune dans le pub de la gomme Excel.

16. what’s your favorite item of clothing?
my pinstripe skirt and my Stop Staring dresses

17. what's better: to give or to receive?
Both, but I never give to receive.

18. what's the first thing you notice in people?
On girls, clothes. On boys, face and hands.

19. what is the taste on your lips?
cherry lip gloss

20. what were your parents going to name you if you'd been born the opposite gender?
Dunno.
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TODAYS QUOTE [Jul. 18th, 2008|08:48 am]

alare
[Current Location |where else]
[Current Mood | content]
[Current Music |Madonna-Human nature]

    We will go .nowhere we know.

we don't have to talk at all
                                            ----Beck
 
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|01:26 am]

jupiterjuniper
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[Current Mood | ecstatic]

i won a [info]fraxl for the weekend!!!!!!
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For Rimma: [Jul. 17th, 2008|10:34 pm]

nicolascaesar
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Co-Sleeping question ... [Jul. 17th, 2008|10:55 pm]

attachedparents

[poet_ess]
Greetings!

Our 4-month-old is, shall we say, "high needs" at nighttime. We've always had a heck of a time w/him at bedtime. We co-slept off & on for the first few months, either in his bassinet next to the bed or in the bed w/me so I could sleep & he could eat ... you know the drill.

About a month ago we put him in his crib because I noticed the bassinet (pack 'n play) swung or moved every time he did as he got heavier & it was waking him up. He starts out in there, & I usually put him in bed w/us after the first or second night feeding.

But he still goes down to sleep w/such a fight. It often takes an hour or so to get him settled until he falls asleep. And I experimented with starting out the night w/him in our bed, but he's learned to roll over recently & so even in our bed, he wakes up crying because I think he wants to move around.

But it got me thinking: If it turned out that he DID want to be in the bed with us, how do you work that out? Do you go to sleep when the baby does? And what do you do if you go out for the evening? (We don't have much of a life, of course, with a new baby, but the prospect of dinner down the road at some point is not out of the realm of possibility.) How does this work if the baby is used to going to bed w/you all the time? Or do you just commit to staying in for the next two or three years of your life until they can fall asleep on their own?
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Quote of the day [Jul. 17th, 2008|09:10 pm]

alare
[Current Location |where else]
[Current Mood | mellow]
[Current Music |none]

   Can you make yourself love?

can you make yourself be loved?

                                                             -Lane Kaligaris 
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I can't get it out of my head, but I keep finding I have no words of my own [Jul. 17th, 2008|04:23 pm]

cuntgirl
as seen here:

For those of you who can't afford "rejuvenations"

Liquid Virgin

Are you sick of only wealthy women being able to afford "designer vaginas"? Well worry no more! Now hating your genitals is easy, affordable, and comes in packaging that looks like a cross between My Little Pony and White-Out!

Liquid Virgin "work to temporarily tighten the walls of the vagina." The drops also contain Potassium Alum, which according to the website (and I'm super curious as to why they felt like sharing this fact), often appears in cartoons: "The character eats some Alum and their mouth is shown to pucker up. Often seen on Tom & Jerry."

With the Tom & Jerry seal of vaginal approval, how could I say no?

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New Jewelry! [Jul. 17th, 2008|05:57 pm]

tara_ashley
New pieces have been added to the "one of a kind" section of
www.leviticusjewelry.com

Children of all ages! )
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a little respect. [Jul. 17th, 2008|01:40 pm]

jupiterjuniper
[Tags|, ]
[Current Mood | happy]
[Current Music |oh babbyyy pleeaaaasseeeee]

does this song ever get old? not to me. i become elated each time i hear that intro begin.



yay for over the top symbolism, and creepy skeletons!
yay for erasure! (i am, seriously, the gayest gay man that ever gayed.)
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DMX is the shit. [Jul. 17th, 2008|04:09 pm]

aintmagicgrand
Taken from this interview. (This is probably old news, isn't it?)

What were you doing in between—from the last album to this one, that whole time? What have you been up to?
Life. I been up to that. It’s been crazy. Fuckin’ police keep on fuckin’ raiding my house and shit for nothing. They took all my fuckin’ guns. All they did is take is take my guns. All they fuckin’ do is fuck my house up and take my guns. That’s all they did. Straight robbed me—that’s what they did.

[...]

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

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these are no mere rabble of dorcs... [Jul. 17th, 2008|02:55 pm]

goth_macros

[azuresorrow]
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Very neat... [Jul. 17th, 2008|02:53 pm]

vnsplshr
Car parts become handbags.

http://mocoloco.com/archives/005742.php

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He Ain't Heavy, He's My Bunneh [Jul. 17th, 2008|11:30 am]
cuteoverload

This little grey bun's Ma perished just a week after it was born.

Thankfully, this Marmalade Matron cat-dopted the bun as her own.

Get a load of the total money shot still too. Redoooonk! [singsong voice]

1

Jess K., I'm picking you up by the scruff of the neck if you don't get back in the box.

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[Jul. 17th, 2008|02:37 pm]

attachedparents

[rebeccapaul]
[Current Mood |snarky]

I see the headline "Baby Cries at 2 A.M.? No Need to Get Up" on the front page of the NY Times, and my first thought is, "Wow! Co-sleeping in the press!" But, no. It's about night nannies. *headdesk*

If you're curious, you can read the article here... or under the cut )
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Cute or disgustingly gross? YOU DECIDE! [Jul. 17th, 2008|09:20 am]
cuteoverload

On another edition of "YOU DECIDE!", we have what appears to be a cute situation on our hands. OR IS IT? [shifty eyes]

The scene begins with a Ma and her babies, snuggling in soft tissues! No problem, right!?

The babies feets are waggling in a cute way, but keep an eye on them, they are surprisingly RAT-LIKE!

Ew! Melissa A., this post! surprises and confuses me! Hep!

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Heroes and Villains [Jul. 17th, 2008|11:42 am]

minouette
[Tags|, , , , , , , , , ]
[Current Location |central command]
[Current Mood | tired]
[Current Music |motors and gears]

Now, before directing people to musicals on the internet, it would be best if I had heard them. However, as previously lamented mentioned, this machine has no speakers (custom-built for work see- it's fast, but silent). Though, considering a few of you on the friends list have, how should I put it delicately? - a Joss Whedon addiction problem and at least two are in the midst of the Buffy marathon and Firefly fans abound, and the undeniable appeal of singing Supervillans!, I thought I'd pass on this information [via Blue Tea]:
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is a strange "low-budget musical comedy internet miniseries by Joss Whedon about an aspiring suburban supervillain, the sweet humanitarian he has a crush on, and the do-gooder arch-nemesis who comes between them, played respectively by Neil Patrick Harris, Felicia Day, and a delightfully hammy Nathan Fillion. Acts I and II are online now (streaming free on the site through Hulu, and also on iTunes), and Act III will be available on Saturday, July 19th. The lot will be taken down promptly on Sunday the 20th at midnight, so don't miss it."

Whedon explains:
Once upon a time, all the writers in the forest got very mad with the Forest Kings and declared a work-stoppage. The forest creatures were all sad; the mushrooms did not dance, the elderberries gave no juice for the festival wines, and the Teamsters were kinda pissed. (They were very polite about it, though.) During this work-stoppage, many writers tried to form partnerships for outside funding to create new work that circumvented the Forest King system.

Frustrated with the lack of movement on that front, I finally decided to do something very ambitious, very exciting, very mid-life-crisisy. Aided only by everyone I had worked with, was related to or had ever met, I single-handedly created this unique little epic. A supervillain musical, of which, as we all know, there are far too few.

The idea was to make it on the fly, on the cheap – but to make it. To turn out a really thrilling, professionalish piece of entertainment specifically for the internet. To show how much could be done with very little. To show the world there is another way. To give the public (and in particular you guys) something for all your support and patience. And to make a lot of silly jokes. Actually, that sentence probably should have come first.


On the hero front, I read something on [info]fenris_lorsrai's blog about Hero Rats! People are training rats to sniff out land mines and disease (namely, TB)! Rats are intelligent chemical sniffers, and so, unlike metal detectors, can detect land mines regardless of whether they are made of plastic. Also, they are apparently too light to trip land mines, unlike their human counterparts. I've used up my daily quota of exclamation marks, so you'll just have to read about the rats yourselves. They invite people to adopt a rat for 5€ per month. Check it out. This is truly one of the most amazing things I've seen in some time.
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